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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

GLORIUS,

Sunny, warm...


stunning sky blue skies!


Oh, I was soooo happy. After more than a week slogging through dismal, dreary, energy sapping, stormy weather, finally... I'd hit the coast and 30C heat. It's a shame really. The Alps offer stunningly beautiful scenery, without a doubt. Roads with near legendary status. The history, the profusion of motorcyclists. The architecture. It's no wonder that Europeans, and those of us from other parts of the World that have had the pleasure of riding them, or in my case, conquering them, treat the Alps with almost a mythical reverence.



The mountains of Europe, the Dolomite's, the Pyrenees and of course the Alps leave absolutely nothing out. Jagged as shark's teeth, snow capped peaks, a staggering amount of curvaceous pavement, and historical destinations. If you've never gone, let me suggest to you that before you get too old and decrepit to twist the throttle and push the bars... book a flight and just doo it!


And now, all that was behind me. I was sitting on a wooden bench in sunshine, reading a novel, sipping a Coke, with Piroska my faithful companion, happy to be shining once again, back to a sunnier climate herself, parked next to me. She looked good as ever, dressed in red, seductively smiling that halogen smile of hers.



Quite engrossed with my mystery story, I hear a woman's voice ask me in reasonably good English "that is your motorcycle?"





I looked up shading my eyes from the glare of the sun to find (and I'm not making this up) a beautiful vision standing there dripping wet obviously just come from the sea.








"It is." I answered her.





She's my height, perhaps an inch or two taller, 40 ish, wearing a red bikini, her blond hair is hanging wet down her back, a towel in her hand scrunching it dry. She asked if I was a Canadian and I somewhat perplexed, answered yes, I was. I stood up from my seat and introduced myself.





"I notice your emblem" her voice had an accent, which wasn't unusual.




She was pointing at the fading large decal I had attached to the windscreen last year when I had bought the bike. Of course, the Maple Leaf.



We had a nice little chat, I found out she was German, on vacation with her elderly Mutter und Vater, renting a flat just down the road.




She told me that she rode as well, "A Kavasaki 500... only a girl's bike, but my husband rides a Yamaha EEKs Jay Arrr 1300."

We talked bikes and travel and Canada and America for awhile, she was a tour guide working on seniors vacations from her home city in Germany. Her English was quite understandable, and while drying her hair and discussing riding in Europe, she as casually as most Canadians order a double double at Tim's... stripped off her red bikini and climbed into a pair of white cotton panties, as I stood there not knowing if I should be embarrassed or not. She obviously wasn't. I mentioned to her that this seemed to be quite common, being nude on a public beach. She said unabashedly that of course... it was customary and asked if this wasn't the same in Canada.


"Ahhh, no. In Canada, you would be arrested"


She laughed. After awhile, she bid farewell and non chalant, walked away. I thought that it would have been enough of a reward after a week of torture to find sunshine here on the coast, but I tell you...


That conversation made me a bit homesick, missing my own, very pretty and intelligent Wednesday companion :)














The sun was beginning to set, and I was due for dinner at the Sainte Benedikt, the catch of the day I'd been told. Piroska sparked into life and off we rode ourselves.





I spent the next two days lounging about, reading my novel, walking the coast line, indeed there were many people both young and old in various states of nudity, I was not one of them! A secluded beach in Baja California, this was not.












The heat was fabulous after the daily cold I'd felt getting here. Every business locally told me that the tourists had not come this year, it had been very slow. Neda, the owner of the Benedikt, was telling me that the Hungarians had stopped coming, only some sparse Germans and Austrians, business was very slow. I asked her if they could keep going and she replied cheerfully,







"We must, this is everything we have, they will come back after the Recession..."






Even here, in this beautiful setting, the World Wide recession was rearing it's ugly head.



I rode down the coast in my sandals, barefooted, with only a light T-shirt on. Found a lovely spot and sat for a lengthy lunch, a long cafe and a pizza that was remarkably good. I even had a local beer as I soaked up the rays. Took a little walk along the paved pathway to a huge Marina. These were unlike PEI lobster boats, the moorings were filled with luxury craft of every description. Multi decked cruisers, tall masted sailboats and high powered cigarette boats, were everywhere. A little farther, I could see why. The waterline was filled with what looked to be Brand new condominiums. Signs advertised ownership and through my Istrean ride, I would see many such places.





















After a hundred more photo's, I fired up the Divvie once more, and returned to the hotel. It was great to have the windows open and the breeze flowing in off the sea. The curtains looked like a light pink version of 'Casper', billowing gently into my room.










For dinner that night, I opted for the steak rather than the catch of the day a second time. I wondered what that would be like. Well, it was done to perfection and absolutely delicious. Neda's husband (I couldn't pronounce his name) insisted I try a glass of wine that he himself bottled. He told me that he had won many awards in Croatia and Romania and Hungary with his wine. Not being much of a wine connoisseur, I couldn't tell the difference myself but did say in appreciation, that it was very good. He seemed disappointed that I didn't think it was fabulous, but what can I say... except that I'm no expert.


The following day, Piroska was packed, Neda bid me goodbye in perfect English (she spoke 6 languages!) and once again, we were off like a herd of turtles. I was in no hurry. Once past Pula I was simply enjoying the incredible coastline where one minute we were down at sea level and within a few kilometers had climbed a serpentine road (with a tremendous amount of construction happening) and would pop into a view that any living person would be awed with. I stopped and did my photo thing, not in any rush at all, I knew that in 24 hours, I would be pulling into Jaszkiser perhaps for the last time.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

A Golf Course...


Yup, I was seeing it clearly. Below me in the narrow little valley, 6000 feet above sea level, appearing slowly from the mist, totally enveloped by mountains of dirty white snow (as opposed to Snow White, sister of Betty White) lay an astro turflike, green as an NFL rookie, 18 hole luxury Golf course! Here I was, surrounded by the Swiss Alps towering over me, all around me. Just having survived the 8000 foot, snow covered Furkapass, and as I'm finally heading downhill, switchback after switchback, these guys were out golfing. I was skimming by it throttled back, laughing into my lid as I shivered in the 40F "heat". Now I've seen it all, I thought aloud. Of course, I hadn't. There was plenty yet to come.
















Andermatt was as lovely a little Alpine community as you'd see anywhere. Tight, narrow, cobbled streets... with hordes of tourists in leather lederhosen, complete with brown suspenders. Luxury Mercedes and BMW sedans everywhere. They weren't cheapo 3 series Beemers either, but the top of the line, maybe 9 or even 11 series... I gassed up at a Shell. My Credit cards wouldn't work for some reason. The elderly attendant, was obviously becoming annoyed when the third try with the second card didn't produce the desired result. "No... I didn't have any Swiss Francs, but I had Euro..." I gave him two tens to cover the nearly 18E fill (the most expensive tank of gas in all my travels! He disappeared into the office, which by the way, was across the narrow cobble stoned street. I waited for him to return with my change, as I adjusted some gear. And waited, and waited some more! After some minutes I followed him in, tracked him down and asked for my change. Reluctantly after "yelling" at me like a German SS officer, (I felt like I'd been sprayed by an MG42) he reached into his pocket and gave me some coins, which I slipped into my pocket as souvenirs of Andermatt. When I asked to use the bathroom, he abrasively replied that they didn't have one. Waving his hand in the direction from which I'd come he added... "Go to that restaurant, maybe they would have one."


So... I say again, do they have broom sticks stuck up their A___s? Far too serious a place for myself.


The Oberalpass was relatively tame and short. The rain however, was long and hard as pellets. I passed up Illenz for Chur where I happened to turn at the last second for St Moritz.
In my imagination, I could see myself, driving my Aston Martin, speeding around the icey curves, a beautiful Brunette besides me on the passenger seat, gripping the door handle with white knuckles. Two thugs in a coal black Mercedes, firing out the windows with a machine pistol... I reached for a button on the dashboard, shifting the transmission down one gear, the rear of the DB-5 snaking and shaking, slithering around the sharp corners, sprayed oil from a secret compartment onto the already slick road surface. The pursuers spun viciously, and the black car crashed through the barricade, thundering in a ball of flame to the valley floor, a thousand feet below.
Thinking I may U-turn and take the easy route Northeast, out of the mist I saw the Golden arches. Parking once again, soaking wet like a stray mongrel dog, I sloshed heavily into the McDs. I found a couple of computers there, and waiting for a child of 6 ish, to finish "playing" with the various buttons and keys and yelling at his Mom, who sat oblivious reading the local paper, I paid some bills and quick checked e-mails. Deciding where the day would take me, I dribbled around McDonald's with a cheerful (must have been a Swede) young girl mopping behind me continually.


Perusing the Map, I calculated that Liechtenstein was worth a look see, seeing as I was so close. Pretty country with less serious border guards. After a cursory check of my documents, I was once again following squiggly side routes. Bypassing Innsbruck in relatively decent (think Atlantic rain squalls) weather, I kept the throttle pulling against the spring and rode on to the pretty little city of Schawz. There I found the Hotel Der Schmalzerhof.



It turned out to be a hidden gem, modern three story ( I had a top floor room but arrived with my gear via elevator) and had a fabulous if rainy view of the Alps I'd recently passed thru. The cost was surprisingly inexpensive at 41E. I had expected at least 75 so was very pleasantly surprised. My Prexports had been soggy for so long, only fine Italian craftsmanship and tough leather kept them from disintegrating into dust and crumbling from my feet! Showered fed, feeling good... I was happy.

Lo and behold, turning on the television there was Two and Half men, one of my favorite programs. Charley was speaking in German (I didn't realize he was that talented) and it had something to do with drinking too much and not remembering whom he was sleeping with the night before. Go figure!


Oddly enough... it was the same episode I had seen just prior to leaving Canada! Following me around I guess.

The next morning, slow going amidst packed downtown traffic, in the rain naturally, I inched my way past gridlocked cars, and headed east, riding thru Worgl and arriving in Kitzbuhel late morning, in the rain! The immediate area boasts 119 Ski destinations, and I can believe it. Even in late spring, there were ski shops open and doing brisk business. I looked positively drab in my Black riding gear amongst the plethora of rainbow colored people walking the streets, or sipping Gran Marnier at the sidewalks cafes and bars. Deciding to head towards Lienz, instead of North to Salzburg. At Mittersill I decided to continue on south. The skies opened the tap even further as if that were possible. Climbing thru one pass at 6500' in pelting rain, I had a very proud moment indeed. Enough to lift my spirits immensely. I passed a brightly colored van with 5 interlocking rings painted on the sides, followed by several runners... one of which was carrying an Olympic flame held high. That flame was on it's way to Canada!!! My Home. I found myself breaking into a poor but loud and patriotic rendition of


"O Canada, our home and native land..."




As if to wanting to dampen my new found enthusiasm... it rained harder still.











While fueling up at Lienz, I came across two hapless riders on Diversion 900's. This was the bike I had originally wanted to procure. One of the two bikes was stripped down with obvious problems, parts strewn every which way as if a grenade had exploded under the seat.
After introducing myself in German, "Guten tag, mein Name ist Franz... kann ich behilflich sein?" and having them answer in their version of proper English, "Oiy mate, we're not bloody Kraut, we're Brits!"

After a look see and some poking and prodding, I 'deduced' in my very best Dr. Watsonian fashion, that the battery was stone dead. I could see the immediate relief, apparently they were thinking it was much worse. Hopefully they were able to find a replacement and get on their merry way.

I thought long and hard about dashing directly east onwards towards Hungary and 'home' for what seemed at the time, an eternity (well several minutes) but decided to continue South, and make a run for The Adriatic coast. It had to be warmer and dryer there, just had to be. If it was still raining when I arrived, I was seriously thinking of Hari Kari, but the only thing I had was a 2 inch blade on my Swiss Army knife.

Barely enough to scratch myself with... I didn't relish the thought of jumping on it a few hundred times!



Several more passes including a ride thru a 4 km tunnel that cost me 8E, I came out at the border between Austria and Italia. Here I found a monument to Military action that took place in 1907, those were still the days of the once mighty Austro-Hungarian Empire, now in major decline and soon to be History as the assassination of the Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand, in nearby Sarajevo, was only 7 years into the future. That would kick off one of the bloodiest wars in human history.

Wandering around taking photos, including some of the snow clogged former highway, that had been replaced by yet another long tunnel, I wondered how many people and how much property we had destroyed between the wars mankind has fought over the centuries since we first came down from the trees, and got "civilized" ?!


Pinning the throttle, riding like a mad man possessed by a demon in my wrist, the Divvie left the great mountains behind and amongst sweeping turns, 30 km out of Trieste, just to let me know (as if there were any doubt)


Mother Nature dumped on me for 10 minutes so hard I thought my helmet was going to explode. I wonder if they test for that! Several Motorcyclists were pulled over under the protective shelter of overpasses. I couldn't care less at this juncture because by this time, ahead of me... I could see nothing but gorgeous, clear bright BLUE skies.

By the time I'd reached the outskirts of this immense port city on the freeway/autostrada, I was peeling clothes like an onion. One layer after another after another. I felt like crying... tears of joy! It had been more than a week since I was able to ride in my riding clothes! After passing briefly thru Slovenia, with blue Adriatic to my starboard, I crossed the border into Croatia's Istrian Peninsula, where I promptly adjusted that miserable chain for the Brazillionth time and peeled down to a T-shirt. A short ride down the beautiful Croatian coast along sweeping turns and little villages, I finally stopped for the afternoon. The Hotel Benedikt beckoned to this road weary, but happy guy!

"HEY, FRANK... STOP HERE NOW!!!"

Finally... heat, and sunshine. Enough to make a motorcyclist that's travelled 2000km in the rain, smile the widest of grins!!!